Who am I really?

I like using 'mens' deodorant, body wash, you name it.

I like the smell.

I wear my hair in a pixie cut.

I like how convenient it is.

I open the door for other people.

I guess I'm just a nice person.

I would LOVE to wear a tux one day.

'Mens' clothing is so sharp. I love it.



I have no desire to go into a 'mens' restroom.

There's no reason urinals should exist when family restrooms are a thing.



I call people around me 'dude' as a general way of addressing people.

If they get offended, I apologize and move on with my day.



So, what can you interpret from these facts about me?

Because honestly... I have no idea what they mean...